[–] ambers_day_one 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Let’s be real - despite having two X chromosomes I probably have more testosterone than this whale
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
-Takes pictures like these
-Refers to it as "a fun lil photoshoot."
Men who fuck other men are less faggoty than this tub of dumb.
[–] Throwaway4fph 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Skinny twinks are about a billion times better than straight fat soys tbh.
[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Deluded Fat Without Fedora Or Trench Coat"
"Testosterone For Thee, Not For Me"
Oh, there are a bunch of titles, but I can see the difficulty.
[–] CowboyDancer ago
25 likes and this is still criminally underrated.
[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Well, I'm pretty happy to know this is my competition in the dating market.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those donuts are so far below my threshold for accepting a substance as food that it makes me nauseous just looking at them. They are actual poison.
[–] CowboyDancer ago
This is the way I feel about everything in the vending machine at my job. “Does this even qualify as food?”
[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
I agree with you completely, but, how dare you you take that back.
[–] physicscat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Where have all the men gone? I stopped dating for a reason.
[–] CowboyDancer ago
They’re still some out there (ahem), although I’m sure they’re no easier to find than human women.
At the rate we’re going, wedding venues are going to need a forklift on site.