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[–] physicscat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Where have all the men gone? I stopped dating for a reason.

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[–] CowboyDancer ago 

They’re still some out there (ahem), although I’m sure they’re no easier to find than human women.

At the rate we’re going, wedding venues are going to need a forklift on site.

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[–] ambers_day_one 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Let’s be real - despite having two X chromosomes I probably have more testosterone than this whale

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

-Takes pictures like these

-Refers to it as "a fun lil photoshoot."

Men who fuck other men are less faggoty than this tub of dumb.

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[–] Throwaway4fph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Skinny twinks are about a billion times better than straight fat soys tbh.

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

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[–] FastDenyHate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Deluded Fat Without Fedora Or Trench Coat"

"Testosterone For Thee, Not For Me"

Oh, there are a bunch of titles, but I can see the difficulty.

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[–] belil569 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I feel bad for his mom having to take these.

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[–] CowboyDancer ago 

25 likes and this is still criminally underrated.

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[–] belil569 ago 

Lol damn. Didn't think it was worthy of that many people haha

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[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Well, I'm pretty happy to know this is my competition in the dating market.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those donuts are so far below my threshold for accepting a substance as food that it makes me nauseous just looking at them. They are actual poison.

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[–] CowboyDancer ago 

This is the way I feel about everything in the vending machine at my job. “Does this even qualify as food?”

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I agree with you completely, but, how dare you you take that back.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Easy donuts.

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