It's subtle, but the opening sentence gives away the pedos. Is the child shiny or the bike? The wording was intentionally ambiguous. The correct English phrasing would have been "a child's shiny bike", but they deliberately put the adjectives out if order so you'd think of the child as the shiny object.
[–] Mogumbo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Prolly gunna groom him into the deep state