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[–] Throwaway4fph 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Bro I shit like once a day and my ass is usually fairly clean afterwards because my shit is a normal consistency.. if possible I try to shit before showering so that I can just hop in and wash my ass instead of wasting toilet paper.

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[–] omwtohuman 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

sorry but i can’t handle the idea of getting in the shower with shit on my ass and then proceeding to touch the shit in order to wash it off

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[–] Throwaway4fph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There usually isnt any there in the first place

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[–] Sparky1000 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fuck, i poop once a day, at the same time every day.

That said i have one meal a day at the same time every day.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your poor mom. I hope you appreciate her. Even if her efforts were like wars for Israel--good money but causes more misery than it's worth.

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Remember that whiny Reddit cuck who said his hamplanet wife "leaks" shit during the night in bed? No normal digestive system could handle the mass quantities of garbage they inhale during the day, I guess. God, fats are beyond gross.

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[–] Teyas98 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh my God that mental image

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[–] Sparky1000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is because they eat so much excess that the human body can only process so much that if you overload the system, the body just dumps the rest out in shit. They are eating so much that the fat fucks digestive system can't keep up.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just went through one roll in two months. Wtf.

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[–] euthanizethepoors 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My wife and I use one roll every four days, like clockwork. Three days per roll when she's menstruating. I couldn't imagine how sloppy someone would have to be to use one roll a day.

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[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest ago 

A friend who I lived with in college had a fat girlfriend who literally would use a roll of TP for a pee. Just cleaning all of the folds and sprays would require it.

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