[–] Sparky1000 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuck, i poop once a day, at the same time every day.
That said i have one meal a day at the same time every day.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Your poor mom. I hope you appreciate her. Even if her efforts were like wars for Israel--good money but causes more misery than it's worth.
[–] Sparky1000 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is because they eat so much excess that the human body can only process so much that if you overload the system, the body just dumps the rest out in shit. They are eating so much that the fat fucks digestive system can't keep up.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just went through one roll in two months. Wtf.
[–] euthanizethepoors 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife and I use one roll every four days, like clockwork. Three days per roll when she's menstruating. I couldn't imagine how sloppy someone would have to be to use one roll a day.
A friend who I lived with in college had a fat girlfriend who literally would use a roll of TP for a pee. Just cleaning all of the folds and sprays would require it.
[–] Throwaway4fph 2 points 10 points 12 points (+12|-2) ago
Bro I shit like once a day and my ass is usually fairly clean afterwards because my shit is a normal consistency.. if possible I try to shit before showering so that I can just hop in and wash my ass instead of wasting toilet paper.
[–] omwtohuman 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
sorry but i can’t handle the idea of getting in the shower with shit on my ass and then proceeding to touch the shit in order to wash it off
[–] Throwaway4fph 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There usually isnt any there in the first place