[–] euthanizethepoors 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife and I use one roll every four days, like clockwork. Three days per roll when she's menstruating. I couldn't imagine how sloppy someone would have to be to use one roll a day.
[–] Sparky1000 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuck, i poop once a day, at the same time every day.
That said i have one meal a day at the same time every day.
[–] Sparky1000 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is because they eat so much excess that the human body can only process so much that if you overload the system, the body just dumps the rest out in shit. They are eating so much that the fat fucks digestive system can't keep up.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Your poor mom. I hope you appreciate her. Even if her efforts were like wars for Israel--good money but causes more misery than it's worth.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just went through one roll in two months. Wtf.
[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest ago
A friend who I lived with in college had a fat girlfriend who literally would use a roll of TP for a pee. Just cleaning all of the folds and sprays would require it.