[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
jews don't ride bicycles.
Some fat guy pulled over to bitch at me for "running a red light" on my bike when really I was crossing a parking lot entrance opposite of a 3 way. After a glance at his nose I called him an ugly ass like. His surprise recoil was real. He just drove off while bitching more. Bla bla bla!
[–] New-World-Ebola ago
they ride harley davidsteins sometimes to try and pretend they're cool
[–] Jiggggg 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You'd think it'd be the other way around... If you're cycling you're certainly not going to be close to anyone. You'd pass other bikers quickly. Walking by someone takes way longer.
Just another retarded policy here to test just how far they can take this
[–] JohnGaltApproves 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hate cyclists as much as the next guy, but this is hilariously stupid. Went to the city’s FB page and the apologists are as stupid as the city government:
“This wasn’t printed by the government. Just somebody who hates bicycles.”
“It’s to protect first responders because cyclists are more prone to injury.”
“It’s because cyclists can spread disease farther than six feet at a time, but just ignore all that ‘science.’”
[–] noodbix 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
For every retarded leftist globohomo show/article/post there is an army of sycophantic supporters. I wonder how many of them are even real? Of course there are overwhelming numbers of total retards whose entire belief systems/minds change overnight with the latest media programming but there must also be incredible numbers of bots/paid shills as well who work tirelessly to create the illusion of support for the anti-human parasites.
[–] spreadthosecheeks ago (edited ago)
You underestimate how stupid people are - I doubt they need to employ any shills to get the desired response. Just constantly talk about it on MSM and people will regurgitate those sentiments automatically and without further contemplation.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Somehow the virus is genetically engineered to specifically target cyclists to hitch a ride and reach destinations faster, duh. /s
[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It because going fast on a bike you get more covid in your nose
[–] TrevorLahey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're a genius! That's the cure! We buy bicycles for people with COVID-19 immunity and speed them off on missions around every city to scoop the virus out of the air with their noses. Even better if we could find a demographic particularly well-suited for the job.
[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Let's think of the logic behind this:
A cyclist will zoom passed anybody they encounter in less than 3 seconds, typically. They may come within 5-10 feet of a pedestrian, and then poof- gone.
Walkers, though? They will spend far more time in the immediate vicinity of other walkers, because they can't move as fast as a cyclist.
THIS IS BACKWARDS. If anything would be banned (it shouldn't be, but just for the sake of playing along, follow me), it should be walkers, since they are more likely to spend a minute or two within 6 feet of other walkers than cyclists are.
It's all bullshit, anyway- people should be allowed to fucking walk or fucking cycle as they please- THEY PAY FOR THESE PARKS AND TRAILS. IT BELONGS TO THEM, THE CITIZENS OF THE STATE, NOT THE FUCKING STATE. IF THEY AREN'T SICK, IF THEY AREN'T PRESENTING SYMPTOMS OF THIS ALLEGED "DEADLY VIRUS", THEN NOBODY SHOULD BE FORCED TO TOLERATE THIS BULLSHIT.
QUARANTINE IS FOR SICK PEOPLE, NOT FOR HEALTHY PEOPLE.
[–] TheSeer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
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