[–] purringdito 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
GOD, THANK YOU! Omg the only thing larger than their waist size is their fucking EGOS
[–] Usualsuspect 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
The worst part about Ham runners is that they insist (edited out the incest) on starting near the front of the race. Look if you are going to walk/run a race whatever, I wouldn't count it as running, but for christ sake start in the back. There is nothing worst than weaving your way through walkers in the first 1-2 miles of a race. Are you kidding me? You are walking already? Get to the fucking back and get out of my way!
[–] thatdamnchef 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Okay, great! If I have to witness fat people in the wild, I like to see them trying to not be fat anymore (instead of, say, eating for 6 at a Golden Corral).~~~
Dude...you eat at the Golden Corral?
bad food, old people and landwhales...
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh God. The Golden Trough.
I've eaten there once because my mother insisted that we go there for Thanksgiving. It was traumatizing. 400 pound beasts everywhere, each with 2 heaping full plates, eyeballing the dessert buffet as they slowly waddled by.
[–] BugLady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I too had go there for a Thanksgiving. One fatty actually ran my foot over in her beetusmobile, and her slightly smaller, ambulatory acquaintance decided to glower at me. She even did that little "you wanna go?" gesture where you puff out your chest and angrily jerk your chin up while leaning forward.
And yes, this was next to the desserts.
[–] tableflipper 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They're acting like they're even on the same planet
PLANET
I see what you did there.
[–] LazarusLong 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Reminds me of that ham that posted a route on that run tracking app that showed they were running 3 minute miles.
They got super pissed when people called them out.
[–] Hstains 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This was wonderfully written. I could feel the rage as I read on. Sounds like you might have some good material for /v/FatPeopleStories
[–] fuckredditcensorship 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"I'm a runner not because I'm fast... or good at it... or try at all... but because I say I am!"
Can I claim to be an astrophysicist? I have none of the qualifications necessary, but I'm gonna tell people that that's what I am. That makes it true, right guys?
Next thing they're going to start complaining because there aren't any hams in Nike commercials.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
See I'm way too intimidated to even join a running club. I can't run for shit and have never even completed couch to 5k but I would never imagine pulling the shit these women have. It's just so disrespectful