[–] kikibees 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Omg, runner hams are so annoying. I took up running a few years ago and never felt comfortable calling myself a runner because of fatties. I was pulling 40-50 miles a week at the height and never talked about it.
Moved on to weight training about a year and a half ago and just last night had a totally amazingly muscular woman ask me if I do competitions. I was over the fucking moon. But I told her the truth, no I don't. I'm no where near her level, or her planet, in that way. And until I am, I'll just be flattered and keep my mouth shut.
[–] hotpocketweightloss2 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It kind of reminds me of the 16 year old Mr. Universes you see in the gym every summer. Strutting around because they can bench 185 a couple times and quarter squat 225 for a rep. Learn to be humble, you damn kids. There's always someone stronger than you. And someone stronger than that person. And get off my lawn.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"I moved around for 10 minutes, therefore I'm an athlete! tee hee!"
[–] MuensterMonster 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
they found the joy in moving their body and being physically active, per the HAES principles. theyre challenging scientific and cultural assumptions about what it means to be an athlete. can't you see that they are fierce warriors whose health isnt determined by their ability to look and act like healthy individuals? /s
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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
No, if you're walking up the same set of stairs as a fathlete and skipping steps, then they walked up twice as many stairs.
Just kidding, they took the elevator.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love fathletes!!! Especially crushing their idea of what being an athlete entails.
I love sending their shot into the stands.
I love dunking on then like it's a lay up line.
I love outrunning an easy dribbler to first because they can't huff their fat ass off the bag and get back.
I love giving them a pre school juke move and watch them fall flat on their face when they try and tackle me.
I love making catch after catch and scoring TD after TD like I'm playing Madden on rookie.
There's very few things I love more than seeing a FAThlete wearing the opposing teams color and talking shit because of that one time they played 15 years ago.
[–] Duune24 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The worst is playing soccer and having the fatties fight over who is going to be the goalie. It doesn't matter they can't dive or jump after the ball when it comes to them or they can't bend down to reach the ball. They are too fat or lazy to put enough effort into playing the game.
Putting them on the back defensive line is even worst, because they can't get back in a resonable pace to stop a scoring chance. So you are stuck with a 3 on 2 break, but our best athletes at forward can bust their ass all game long.
Watching fats play soccer is painful.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I forgot all about that!!! Probably because I'm the goalie for my team so I don't interact with the other goalie that much. Whenever I see a fat goalie I know that we essentially only have to play good defense because we'll get several by him.
The only thing better is when the left or right back is the fathlete. Then every stop I get is a coffin corner punt because they always come up too far and our mids out run then for a 1 v 1 versus the goalie.
[–] darthbrodin [S] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
I also forgot to mention that when I passed these fat hams, I said, "Hi ladies... nice evening for a stroll, right?" I was running 7:45 at the time. They were walking.
[–] Supersize_You ago
I love running past fatties though! I'm no way considered fast (~10min/mile) but passing those globular moving chicanes always end up with a jealousy stare.
[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol. And they call themselves runners.
[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And for motivation, when they run, they can be followed by aggressive Belgian Malinois who have been trained to attack fatties: run or else, hams!
Lava pit for the first five feet of the standing longjump.
Spikes beneath the pole vaulting ramp-up.
I'm sure we could turn this into a "sport" worth the watching...
XD
DEATH to HAMS!
[–] lava 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
God it's like them just sitting at the treadmill and then taking a picture of the results an hour later. And you know that this is all that these hams are going to talk about for the rest of their lives. "I run faster than fit people. I could run 4 marathons in a row, even with my beetus feet!"