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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't think hands are ABLE to legitimately work hard on a workout. I mean work hard for an obese individual actually trying sure, but not legitimately work hard.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not even that, I've never seen one actually exert itself. They get done with their "workout" and they aren't any sweatier than they normally are from just being hams. They sit there on the bike at the lowest level without breathing hard, and these are HAMS. They breathe hard just getting out of bed.

Then you have the smaller hams who think they're strong and do everything wrong, like the idiot who was doing (not even) quarter curls with 100 pound dumbbells the other day in my gym.

So maybe I should be a little more clear, but what I never see is a ham working out in a way that will actually be helpful for them. They either do stupid shit in an attempt to seem fit or they do pretty much nothing. Either way, you get no partial credit from me.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. I used to play a game on regreddit (when you could take a picture and automatically upload to imgur while making a comment) called "guess the treadmill speed".

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS.

My faceboob shitlording actually got me a planet who is making an honest effort to lose weight. Dude is in the gym 5 days a week (mostly swimming and power walking with some lifting, he weighs too much to do more) and started at over 400 lbs. He's still fat as fuck but looks a million times better. I don't have sympathy because he's fat, I have sympathy because he's trying to better himself when everybody enabled him to get to where he is.

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[–] 1582771? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You might want to start sucking /u/HomerSimpsons dick real soon.

I am doing the same with my friend who is 50 pounds obese. But I fear he's lost all real effort for it. Oh well. I used to make fun of him for being obese while he was trying, so it won't surprise me if he blames me for the failed effort. Pigs.

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[–] 1576273? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I saw one working hard two weeks ago for about 25 minutes on the treadmill. I remember it because IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEEN SUCH A THING.

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[–] tastethabass ago 

Ive noticed that the only hams (usually dudes) that go to the gym strength train and dont even touch the cardio machines. I feel like this is so counter productive.

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[–] swohio ago 

Because IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS.

You're absolutely right. Only 1 in 210 obese men ever reach a healthy weight again. That's less than 0.5% You're more likely to see a dwarf than a former manplanet.

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/848544

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[–] CyclopticTentacleCat ago 

There are strangely a lot of female hams at my gym and I can say that I have never seen one of them work up a legit sweat (minus the ass sweat they all seem to leave behind) the entire time I have been at this gym (a year now). The majority like to sit on those stupid ab rotation machines and talk on their phones or lay on the mats pretending to do sit ups or walk on the treadmill at a pace that would be humiliating for normal people.

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[–] Knote ago 

Same here. I always tried to give them the benefit of the doubt, especially since I used to be a lard guzzler.

But every time, the fat fucks just put in some half-assed effort that makes me roll my eyes so hard they strain, then get this cocky look on their faces and even give me condescending looks when I start my first sets with light weights to warm up and work on my form. Then they don't clean after themselves, and they just get in my fucking way when I'm trying to follow my routine.

Now I just hate.

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[–] fabulousalpaca ago  (edited ago)

Agreed. If you're a fupatron who's working out for real, without the "ohhh I'm so good I can reward myself with a milshake tehee WHY AM I NOT LOSING WEIGHT!?" attitude, then good for you. Awesome. I'm still not liking on your body but I'm not gonna shit all over you while you do your thing (even if I'm silently laughing in my head at the way your fat jiggles).

If I see a smidgen of fatlogic, I'll laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And that's what I do, cause fatties don't take things seriously. If they were, they wouldn't be fatties.

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