[–] UnBlurredLines 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Can confirm. Was at gym yesterday, ham comes in and gets on elliptical. Lowers slope to 0 degrees and resistance to 1. I could exhale on the machine's handles and they'd rotate. She proceeds to jiggle on the machine for 10 minutes. Not a single drop of sweat was shed. She then grabs a .5liter bottle of coke to re-fuel.
Makes me wonder how she got obeastly.
[–] PoopToaster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS.
My faceboob shitlording actually got me a planet who is making an honest effort to lose weight. Dude is in the gym 5 days a week (mostly swimming and power walking with some lifting, he weighs too much to do more) and started at over 400 lbs. He's still fat as fuck but looks a million times better. I don't have sympathy because he's fat, I have sympathy because he's trying to better himself when everybody enabled him to get to where he is.
[–] 1582771? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You might want to start sucking /u/HomerSimpsons dick real soon.
I am doing the same with my friend who is 50 pounds obese. But I fear he's lost all real effort for it. Oh well. I used to make fun of him for being obese while he was trying, so it won't surprise me if he blames me for the failed effort. Pigs.
Once in my entire life I watched a fatty work out. He was there every day, just like me. He worked his fat ass off and ended up losing over 150 pounds. The point of this story is IF they actually gave an actual fuck they could do it to. But 99.9% have no REAL interest in actually losing weight and keeping it off.
[–] fabulousalpaca ago (edited ago)
Agreed. If you're a fupatron who's working out for real, without the "ohhh I'm so good I can reward myself with a milshake tehee WHY AM I NOT LOSING WEIGHT!?" attitude, then good for you. Awesome. I'm still not liking on your body but I'm not gonna shit all over you while you do your thing (even if I'm silently laughing in my head at the way your fat jiggles).
If I see a smidgen of fatlogic, I'll laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And that's what I do, cause fatties don't take things seriously. If they were, they wouldn't be fatties.
Same here. I always tried to give them the benefit of the doubt, especially since I used to be a lard guzzler.
But every time, the fat fucks just put in some half-assed effort that makes me roll my eyes so hard they strain, then get this cocky look on their faces and even give me condescending looks when I start my first sets with light weights to warm up and work on my form. Then they don't clean after themselves, and they just get in my fucking way when I'm trying to follow my routine.
Now I just hate.
There are strangely a lot of female hams at my gym and I can say that I have never seen one of them work up a legit sweat (minus the ass sweat they all seem to leave behind) the entire time I have been at this gym (a year now). The majority like to sit on those stupid ab rotation machines and talk on their phones or lay on the mats pretending to do sit ups or walk on the treadmill at a pace that would be humiliating for normal people.
[–] Boyakasha ago
I actually remember a bigger Italian guy from the gym that used to bust his ass. Of course, his diet still outpaced any calories that he burned and he never made any progress. It's like an alcoholic continually getting loaded between meetings. His food addiction was just out of control. He's probably the only one that I've seen. Other fatties just sweat a lot which makes it look like they're working hard. Most don't even work enough to sweat (more than usual).