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[–] fabulousalpaca ago  (edited ago)

Agreed. If you're a fupatron who's working out for real, without the "ohhh I'm so good I can reward myself with a milshake tehee WHY AM I NOT LOSING WEIGHT!?" attitude, then good for you. Awesome. I'm still not liking on your body but I'm not gonna shit all over you while you do your thing (even if I'm silently laughing in my head at the way your fat jiggles).

If I see a smidgen of fatlogic, I'll laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And that's what I do, cause fatties don't take things seriously. If they were, they wouldn't be fatties.

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[–] FATCAMP ago 

Once in my entire life I watched a fatty work out. He was there every day, just like me. He worked his fat ass off and ended up losing over 150 pounds. The point of this story is IF they actually gave an actual fuck they could do it to. But 99.9% have no REAL interest in actually losing weight and keeping it off.

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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS.

My faceboob shitlording actually got me a planet who is making an honest effort to lose weight. Dude is in the gym 5 days a week (mostly swimming and power walking with some lifting, he weighs too much to do more) and started at over 400 lbs. He's still fat as fuck but looks a million times better. I don't have sympathy because he's fat, I have sympathy because he's trying to better himself when everybody enabled him to get to where he is.

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[–] 1582771? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You might want to start sucking /u/HomerSimpsons dick real soon.

I am doing the same with my friend who is 50 pounds obese. But I fear he's lost all real effort for it. Oh well. I used to make fun of him for being obese while he was trying, so it won't surprise me if he blames me for the failed effort. Pigs.

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[–] UnBlurredLines 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Can confirm. Was at gym yesterday, ham comes in and gets on elliptical. Lowers slope to 0 degrees and resistance to 1. I could exhale on the machine's handles and they'd rotate. She proceeds to jiggle on the machine for 10 minutes. Not a single drop of sweat was shed. She then grabs a .5liter bottle of coke to re-fuel.

Makes me wonder how she got obeastly.

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[–] 1576273? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I saw one working hard two weeks ago for about 25 minutes on the treadmill. I remember it because IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEEN SUCH A THING.

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[–] Boyakasha ago 

I actually remember a bigger Italian guy from the gym that used to bust his ass. Of course, his diet still outpaced any calories that he burned and he never made any progress. It's like an alcoholic continually getting loaded between meetings. His food addiction was just out of control. He's probably the only one that I've seen. Other fatties just sweat a lot which makes it look like they're working hard. Most don't even work enough to sweat (more than usual).

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[–] darthbrodin [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I have never in my life seen an actual ham seriously working out.

That's because hams who seriously work out regularly reverse their condishuns and change their juhneticks and become normal people again. Being fat and regularly "seriously working out" are mutually exclusive lifestyles.

Anyone who tells you "I work out so hard but I also eat a lot!" (e.g., stereotypical dadbod fatlogic when they claim the fat on their upper arms is actually muscle) isn't actually serious about their sport, because anyone who takes a sport seriously realizes how much of an advantage a low body weight is. Fuck, even powerlifters try to cut to the point where they are at exactly the cutoff on their weight class.

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[–] LazarusLong 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

I think there are so few because any that do put in effort don't stay fat.

You have to catch them in transition, everyone else is just spinning their wheels.

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