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[–] bumlightning 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Second hand smoke is like a very slow terrorist attack and the smoker should be considered a martyr.

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[–] bumlightning 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It is as irrelevant to religion as car bombs and circumcision.

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[–] tame 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

You'd think "declaring war on the most advanced military in the world" would count as suicide too. It's definitely quicker than smoking.

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[–] SiWofos 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It is taking its time, though. Not all that quick.

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[–] safe_space_invader 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

let's be honest, that's because no one wants to take responsibility for possible colateral damage on civilians. If that wasn't an issue the whole ISIS issue would be dealt with in matter of days

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[–] FitMachoNaziAtheist 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Went back to reddit, voat is no different.

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[–] danunit 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

I'd move there...

Aaaaaand 20 federal agencies are now watching me for saying I'd move to ISIS controlled land

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[–] OverJealousRapidToad 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

And anyone breathing, or metabolizing oxygen in general.

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[–] stabbymcgoo ago 

Pretty sure they do that

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[–] Spirits_ 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Let's make the penalty to suicide death. Sounds fucking great.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's kind of like when the old man caught you with a pack of cigarettes and made you smoke the whole thing. Wanna kill yourself? Alright, let's see how you enjoy death!

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[–] sodalis 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

They want you as healthy as possible when you blow yourself up for Allah.

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[–] Karkrash66 ago 

I really don't think you should place ISIS in a position of logical decision making.

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[–] Easybee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You get a beheading! YOU get a beheading! EVERYONE gets a beheading!

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If we could just convince the people buying rhino horn that ISIS penis is the greatest aphrodisiac, the problems would solve themselves.

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