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[–] glownig 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I trolled post office packages with far far danker labels.

I sent VALUABLE but semi fragile items to buddies in proper boxes adorned with messages like :

"I HOPE RETARDED LOW IQ POST MAN DOES NOT BREAK THIS!"

and

"CAUTION : LIVE ANIMALS"

and

"THE POST OFFICE ONLY HIRES MORONS"

and such

when we wrote anti cop messages on the backs of each others cars, a cop made my friend wipe off off one message after stopping his car.

we learned you only have free speech on post office packages, not cars

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I dont get it. You sent valuable stuff in a box saying please break me?

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[–] glownig 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If it did get broken I planned on going to the press, and/or getting the nigger postman disciplined

I thought it funny.

Nothing was ever broken or bent.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

To be honest the live animal isnt very good. Since live animals are shipped USPS all the time.

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[–] Sterling-M-Archer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Who's shipping with those boxes

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

porn.com

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I take it the top box is crammed full of porn then?

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