[–] theunrighteous 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It has obviously won a "Sack of shit impersonation contest".
[–] MrBunnyVest 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Isn't this the shirt the feminists went crazy over, that it objectified women? http://time.com/money/3968510/trophy-shirt-target/
[–] fupatronic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Like hunting trophy? 12th percentile trophy? What is she exactly winning?
[–] pedestrian_x 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Do skinny attractive girls wear shirts like this ever? Or is this something for uggos and fatties only? I'm thinking uggos and fatties only.
[–] Manowarthog 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"I married adventure." What is the adventure? Finding a snack in her folds?
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I married adventure"...
Her fat fingers are covering the rest of it which must say "because no human would have me!"
(Also, when did they start spelling "pizza" as "adventure"?)