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[–] GuyWhite ago  (edited ago)

I-10 in Louisiana has become a source of municipal revenue for most of the towns along the way. I call them concession stands. The pigs work those stands night and day. One small town (Welsh) got over $300,000 from the interstate in one year.

The pickings are easy. The Texans have high 80 and 85 mph speed limits and don’t slow for Louisiana’s mostly 70 mph limits. We have to keep speed limits low here...most of our Coon-Asses (Cajuns) are driving drunk.

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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You should wear a Safari outfit.

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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Australian accent "Here we see the North American Pavement Ape in his natural habitat. Let's watch as young Tyrone trys to sell drugs to Letavious! Uh oh! Looks like the local troop of silverbacks are about to start another gangwar! hail of gunfire Fortunately we are well out of range of their hi points. Danger! Danger! Danger! If you listen closely you can hear their mating song retarded jungle beat blasts from a 1990 Pontiac on spinners parked in the KFC parking lot "LOOK THERE! This one just robbed a liquor store and is about to die in a shootout with police! ACLU LAWSUIT INTENSIFIES "Tune in tomorrow as we travel to MLK Blvd. to watch Africcoonass Gorillipithicas try to birth a litter of niglets. Will they survive planed parenthood? We hope not, but find out tomorrow!"

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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mutual of Omaha"s Wild Kingdom Pavement Ape Safari Special

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[–] wigson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are you going on a coon safari or something?

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[–] AR47 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol...na just that I am good at what I do, and I don't bitch when given a contract. It's all money to me, and this contract is a fucking shitload of it.

Around 23,000 for a month and a half of work.

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[–] Ocelot ago 

Hope you're maintaining your physical fitness on those long drives brother.

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[–] wigson ago 

Being on the road can be so relaxing and liberating. Safe travels, and above all never relax!

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[–] superspathi 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, and this site is full of faggots whining how they can't make money because jews. Just a bunch of useless eater dropouts.