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[–] High_Sierra_Trail ago 

I'd beg for an asteroid strike if I had to spend five minutes in this thing's presence.

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[–] 23348182? ago 

is this picture from a horror movie?... is this a secret guess the gender?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm ago 

For her to talk about measurements is a dangerous game. Let's talk about waist size, for example.

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[–] 23337993? ago 

Well, any attempt at my ability to have an erection for the next day or so will be now considered an e-yuck-tion.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I guess pigs need creepily long dicks to get through all the fat? Because I've never found that having my cervix pounded is a lot of fun--that hurts--and that's what happens once you get past a certain length.

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[–] binrobinro ago 

So why is there a picture of Marilyn Manson?

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[–] PagingDrBenway 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I would say this uh... 'woman' had sex with not very many men, and the ones she did were the most disgustingly low subhuman trash, sooooo this video is probably mostly made up; unless 'she' is talking about sizes of sex toys she has used.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Subway sandwiches...he/she/it mentions in the end.

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[–] alagra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was a girl?

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