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[–] 23279656? [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

You have sex with toddlers

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[–] 23279720? 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I only have pizza parties when both your local police and Tom Hanks are involved.

We pass those toddlers around like a doobie.