[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Put down the spoons fat asses.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
When you consider that some poor person spent over a decade in school and training to become a doctor, then has to lift a fucking fupa in order to even see a sweaty, stinky snatch and be able to not vomit as that reek mixes with the air they breathe, while trying to perform an exam: doctors are underpaid.
[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Imagine being a dr genuinely trying to help people and they say a perfectly reasonable sign is assault.
[–] irelandLost 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
“What that sign? Assault you say? Well okay, enjoy diabetes, heart disease, and an early death accompanied by 16 pall bearers lard arse. You know I get paid either way right? Don’t mistake my professional advice gleaned from a long and successful career in medicine with giving a fuck if your fat ass lives or dies, so waddle the fuck along and do what you like.”
Always felt I should’ve studied medicine, I think I would’ve had a particularly good bedside manner.
[–] ICertainlyHateYou ago
Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a morbidly obese patient. shudder
[–] katiedontcare 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Some say the dr is still searching through folds.
[–] Redditcanburninhell 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fuck, back when I was in med school I had to help "start a urinary catheter." Turns out the woman was 400+ lbs, could barely move her legs, and her pannus(or Gunt) was completely covering what used to be a normal human vagina. My job was to hold the right leg over my shoulder, another student had to hold the left leg, and another had to pull the Pannus up so the nurse could get to this angry red region where the vagina used to be.
The stench literally made me gag...and I had a mask on. I had to pinch the metal strip of the mask tight around my nose and just breathe though my mask.
That's fucking bullshit! If you don't give any more of a shit about your own life to not become morbidly obese, or to at least maintain some semblance of hygiene...don't fucking look at health care workers like we're a bunch of fucking monkeys that are at your bidding. If you spent 40 fucking years trying to kill yourself, don't be an asshole when we're a little perturbed when you come to us with your problems regarding your personal neglect.
[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Why would an obese person go for an exam if they don't care about their body in the first place? Feel bad for the doctor peeling back all of the sticky, sweaty layers of that canyonesque vage.