[–] MatthewMarkLuke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't need an ob/gyn but this would be my doctor.
[–] KobeBurger 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
When you consider that some poor person spent over a decade in school and training to become a doctor, then has to lift a fucking fupa in order to even see a sweaty, stinky snatch and be able to not vomit as that reek mixes with the air they breathe, while trying to perform an exam: doctors are underpaid.
[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Imagine being a dr genuinely trying to help people and they say a perfectly reasonable sign is assault.
[–] ICertainlyHateYou ago
Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a morbidly obese patient. shudder
[–] irelandLost 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
“What that sign? Assault you say? Well okay, enjoy diabetes, heart disease, and an early death accompanied by 16 pall bearers lard arse. You know I get paid either way right? Don’t mistake my professional advice gleaned from a long and successful career in medicine with giving a fuck if your fat ass lives or dies, so waddle the fuck along and do what you like.”
Always felt I should’ve studied medicine, I think I would’ve had a particularly good bedside manner.
[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Put down the spoons fat asses.
[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Why would an obese person go for an exam if they don't care about their body in the first place? Feel bad for the doctor peeling back all of the sticky, sweaty layers of that canyonesque vage.
[–] RoBatten 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Literally a sign on the wall