[–] Obbop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Star Bores. Went to see the first Star Wars release at a theater in Bakersfield, California in the summer of 1982. A rare day off from my 12-15 hour 7-days per week mechanical harvesting summer job. Waiting on a part to repair the machine. One fucking day off in a 2-1/2 month job. A theater was having a budget $2 showing of the original Star Wars. Watching the folks going nuts in the audience fighting with light sabers and booing and hissing and cheering etc at the appropriate times in the movie was the most entertaining part of the show. Doobies passed around added to the fun.
After that only the movies making it to TV were seen and evoked no thrills within my essence. Haven't seen the last 3, 4 or 5 or however many sequels were made and none of the prequels seen and I have no feeling of having missed out on anything.
If you want a truly suck-as job drive a fucking mechanical harvester that grabs onion or garlic from the dry dusty ground of the southern San Joaquin Valley in the middle of a hot-assed summer where it cools off to 92-degrees Fahrenheit at 2 AM and rises steadily after Sol peeks across the top of the Sierra Nevada mountains to the east. The 650 horse-power Caterpillar engine 2-feet behind the driver's seat spews forth vast amounts of heat to add to the 115-degree horror of the ambient air temperature.
At least it was a dry heat.
Fuck.
[–] i_scream_trucks ago
dead as fried chicken
fried chicken actually tastes good.
star wars doesnt.
[–] RobertJHarsh [S] ago
I wish to apologize to all chickens offended by my post. In no way whatsoever was I disparaging chickens by comparing them to the kike-garbage, star wars.
[–] MrBateman 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Rogue One wasn't bad but it was the beginning of the movies where they made the empire just look like the regular joes doing their jobs, What's your Problem Man? They're just scientists n stuff! And the rebels like a lunatic sub group just running around killing people.
[–] RobertJHarsh [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That is exactly how the movie came off. Maybe that is why Jew Jew Abrams had Palpatine win. He didn't like the rebellion destroying a jew...err...evil empire.
[–] SithEmpire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As the single most successful exercise in human advancement in the galaxy, Darth Vader does everything he can to stop the terrorist insurgency from threatening the Empire.