[–] rapedbyanape 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Yah mane but I like cheese
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Government cheese is known for having the best melting properties
[–] WickedVocalist ago (edited ago)
I got some government TP the other day from my husbands former employer..
Its the same TP they hand out once per week in the California Detention Center or CDC according to my brother, and about $1.29 a roll.. Looks like they decided to rob the jail commissary too or maybe that's just where the remaining employees are now housed and they still get to report you know, to their essential work. Its sad the defense production act led to this.
[–] QueensNewYorkGuy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The best way to describe why this is detrimental to a sub-90 IQ Nigger: “Communism means you’ll wear state prison shoes. No Communists are wearing Jordans.” Explaining it to a bug man: Do you think you’ll sit at home for 14 hours a day playing Call of Duty, Comrade Fuckstick? No. You’ll spend 12-14 hours a day harvesting turnips and potatoes in state-run farms stolen from their owners.
[–] quaranteed 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Actually they get nothing and their parents get $500 since dems extend childhood to 26 years old.
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[–] xenochrist15 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
This is God saying it’s time to balance our extroversion culture with introspection. Y’all seem pretty smart so I know you have projects you’ve been wanting to do, so do them! No excuses.
[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I dunno, I've got two sci-fi books in my head somewhere but the guitar is over there begging to be shredded and I feel like 2020 is the year of the woodshed.... plus I didn't loose my job so I still have to do shit.
[–] WickedVocalist ago (edited ago)
Most guitarists with more talent than you play full time guitar right now for their family and the US government pays them to its the only job left
YOU SUCK
You can have... Bad cover of Bands that never win grammys
[–] Bigwhistle ago
Not if they didn’t have a job first