https://archive.ph/wip/RPH0K :
2020-03-28 | Condom shortage looms as coronavirus shuts down production
'According to the Guardian, a global shortage of condoms is looming after the coronavirus lockdown forced the world’s biggest producer to shut down production. '
'My concern is that for a lot of humanitarian programs … in Africa, the shortage will not just be two weeks or a month. '
'It’s time to take matters into your own hands. '
'A week after New York City sent out a health announcement asking citizens to masturbate and avoid “rim jobs” during social isolation for the coronavirus, another crisis has hit our sexy times. '
' That shortage can run into months.”'
[–] Obbop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"It’s time to take matters into your own hands."
Rather risque for the freaks hunkering down at this media outlet.
[–] 587rex [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
😂
Obi-Wan Propane's cellmate is going to be in a pickle... soon.