[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dude for real
my commute is great
[–] NoTrueScotsman ago
With your finger up your nose?
[–] i_scream_trucks ago (edited ago)
You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood
You're taking it down legal I'm pullin' it up to no good
God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun
You pay a toll to get to heaven but the road to hell theres none...
GET UP YOURE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
[–] con77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I got off a plane in Detroit in the '80s. My uncle picked me up and got on the freeway and drove 100 mph. I asked him wtf? he laughed and said the cops were on strike.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those 12 lane highways into Detroit from Ohio are magnificent.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was hotchicking thru KS a Winnebago Indian picked me up in a beater Ford convertible with stick needle speedo. He bounced that needle clear off the far side.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fucking loved driving in KS. You get off the highways (and away from the HiPo), and do whatever. If you are on those farm roads, the cops are all local and they assume you belong there. Just wave as you pass them, and they'll wave back normally, or flick the rollers on/off to say, "hey man, you should probably slow down."
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol win