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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I got off a plane in Detroit in the '80s. My uncle picked me up and got on the freeway and drove 100 mph. I asked him wtf? he laughed and said the cops were on strike.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol win

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[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was hotchicking thru KS a Winnebago Indian picked me up in a beater Ford convertible with stick needle speedo. He bounced that needle clear off the far side.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucking loved driving in KS. You get off the highways (and away from the HiPo), and do whatever. If you are on those farm roads, the cops are all local and they assume you belong there. Just wave as you pass them, and they'll wave back normally, or flick the rollers on/off to say, "hey man, you should probably slow down."

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[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Those 12 lane highways into Detroit from Ohio are magnificent.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

dude for real

my commute is great

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[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pal “Peaches” Ryan had a 2 snorkel hood (bonnet to you HCB) Pontificate Firebird wit dash switch to outten the brake lamps.

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[–] HateCumbuckets ago 

We also call the trunk, the boot.

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[–] 23115752? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cops around here have been pulling people over asking where they're traveling.

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[–] i_scream_trucks ago  (edited ago)

You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood

You're taking it down legal I'm pullin' it up to no good

God is your co-pilot I let Satan ride shotgun

You pay a toll to get to heaven but the road to hell theres none...

GET UP YOURE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

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[–] Drunkenst [S] ago 

Hot.Rod.Lincoln.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman ago 

With your finger up your nose?

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[–] Drunkenst [S] ago 

Clever. I don’t know why CL thinks you’re boorish.