0
57

[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

Translation: Merkel has escaped to the safety of her underground bunker to avoid persecution for her crimes against Germany and the German people.

0
11

[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Here's hoping she's got a cyanide capsule and a pistol!

3
6

[–] Sir_Ebral 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

It would be the first time a German head of state died in such a way.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
5

[–] Xantha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This would be my guess as well. These people have strict lists of people who have access to them for security reasons. Merkel getting wu-flu of all people, would be a hilarious breach of control, because it would show the German government is vulnerable to bioterrorism or bio-warfare. Not exactly a weakness you want to broadcast to the entire globe. Hard for me to believe South American leaders have their shit together better for biological contagion threats than Germany...

0
0

[–] Smells_Like_Tacos ago  (edited ago)

Apply the Adrenochrome angle.

We can't apply multiple angles.

Either it's real or its not, can't be a little bit here and a little bit there. Its all not nothing.

0
0

[–] lucabrasi ago 

If you've ever seen the Kingsmen you'll notice it's a documentary

0
0

[–] Cat-hax ago 

That's what it's starting to sound like, that or they are actually already dead.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
9

[–] 23023666? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I usually don't wish ill on people, not even people I hate. But for Merkel, I'll make an exception. May this demon rot in hell for eternity.

0
1

[–] Charilko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sadly I think the only way Germany is going to get out from under her is when she is no longer physically capable of serving in her current role.

0
4

[–] Shaker123 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shit, you and me both..that hag needs to visit her maker already!

0
1

[–] vastrightwing 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Best thing to do is take away their money.

6
8

[–] doubleanalbypass 6 points 8 points (+14|-6) ago 

fake news. there is no valid test for corona, and there is no good numbers on it at all, it's designed to fuel the panic.

0
6

[–] SyncStatus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She's childless so naturally she'll want to lash out at everyone else, I bet she escalate things and start demanding Bill Gates style microchipping / testing, cashless society etc. All for the "greater good".

0
3

[–] Kaiserkrone 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

0
1

[–] Smells_Like_Tacos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hmm. That makes zero sense. Head of state mixes with un filtered common folk with high risk of contraction. Something is very fishy. It's a set up for something else coming down the pipe. She may suicide and this is perfect viral death cover stories.

0
5

[–] 23022621? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good, at least one good thing comes out this. The horrible, scheming imbecile who has always managed to find a way to stay in power in Germany despite not having the support of the people might finally be removed.

0
4

[–] Xax 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Die, wench, die. (Don’t worry, it’s German.)

0
2

[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Go china corona, we are all rooting for you. You can do it.

load more comments ▼ (21 remaining)