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[–] Xantha 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This would be my guess as well. These people have strict lists of people who have access to them for security reasons. Merkel getting wu-flu of all people, would be a hilarious breach of control, because it would show the German government is vulnerable to bioterrorism or bio-warfare. Not exactly a weakness you want to broadcast to the entire globe. Hard for me to believe South American leaders have their shit together better for biological contagion threats than Germany...
[–] Smells_Like_Tacos ago (edited ago)
Apply the Adrenochrome angle.
We can't apply multiple angles.
Either it's real or its not, can't be a little bit here and a little bit there. Its all not nothing.
[–] doubleanalbypass 6 points 8 points 14 points (+14|-6) ago
fake news. there is no valid test for corona, and there is no good numbers on it at all, it's designed to fuel the panic.
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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Best thing to do is take away their money.
[–] SyncStatus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
She's childless so naturally she'll want to lash out at everyone else, I bet she escalate things and start demanding Bill Gates style microchipping / testing, cashless society etc. All for the "greater good".
[–] Kaiserkrone 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Actually, she went shopping yesterday, they made quite a show of it
[–] Smells_Like_Tacos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hmm. That makes zero sense. Head of state mixes with un filtered common folk with high risk of contraction. Something is very fishy. It's a set up for something else coming down the pipe. She may suicide and this is perfect viral death cover stories.
[–] borderline7 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
why god why, shes such a good person.
/s
[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 57 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago
Translation: Merkel has escaped to the safety of her underground bunker to avoid persecution for her crimes against Germany and the German people.
[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Here's hoping she's got a cyanide capsule and a pistol!
[–] Sir_Ebral 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago
It would be the first time a German head of state died in such a way.