[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
why all the praise
The story is WE WUZ QUANGZ dyke beats powerful white man. That’s why.
[–] midnightblue1335 [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I think you're talking about the movie.
Although, something kind of like that happens in this game. A nigger woman, who was a Jedi Master that cut herself off from the Force, is able to hold off DARTH FUCKING VADER.
Darth Vader kills bitches. That's his thing. But nope- dykish sheboon can protect the ginger hero!
And then they destroy the knowledge that they spent the entire game trying to track down. What great heroes. Fucking absurd.
[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
the movie
No, it’s the plot of the game. I haven’t seen 9 yet. Waiting for the Rifftrax to even pirate the thing.
[–] frailty69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just for fun. You probably have seen this, but it is really cool. Also for @Tallest_Skil:
Vader versus Obi-Wan reimagined:
invidio.us/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k
[–] Thissandwich 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
8 HOURS LONG
So it is 4 to 5 times longer than The Force Unleashed 2?
[–] killunit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just play Sekiro if you want a stripped down Soul's game that gives better and innovative takes on the formula. All I can say about Jedi Fallen Order is that I feel bad for Respawn as they didn't know they were making a Starwars game until pretty significantly into the development cycle. Better luck next time?
[–] midnightblue1335 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel bad for Respawn as they didn't know they were making a Starwars game until pretty significantly into the development cycle
Holy shit- I KNEW IT. Do you have a source?
I had this suspicion from about 2 hours in. Game feels too empty, devoid of sentient life, to be a Star Wars game. Half of the Star Wars experience is interacting with all these whacky alien species.
So they were really just making some kind of action adventure/platformer....... without knowing it'd have a Star Wars story and skin laid over it? Ahahaha.
[–] killunit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hate to not use an archiver but it's 8:37 in the morning here and I'm lazy rn. It's not even a new article, but this is what actually happened. Most of this is mishandling by EA, which is nothing surprising or unusual. They've sat on this franchise and have bungled what few attempts they've made with SW ever since TOR.
[–] PontarBewsar ago
Surge 2 wasn't bad...much better than the first. They could do with toning down the intertwined levels a bit though...
[–] RedditSuxBalls 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sorry but isn't complaining about the game being shit and only eight hours' long a little like going to a restaurant and complaining that not only is the food shit but the portion sizes are too small?
Buy anyway...
I mean what can you say about this game? It's like average is the new good, that is the whole gaming industry, not to mention the AAA side of it, has gone so far up it's ass with BS that now when something that would have been passable or ok ten years' ago gets praised as being excellent or good.
Normally, progressing through a game that long unlocks more force powers and whatnot. If you played any game at all before this new age ADD/ADHD focused shit, you'd know most games had more depth and unlockable skills as your character progressed (RPG means something besides role-playing).
[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Complaints of games being shallow or grey or boring these days I think is a reflection of the kinds of people who work on the games. I truly believe it gives a more accurate description of how liberal minds work.
[–] nazifluidhitler ago
Fucking open mouthed fanboys and the TOTALLY FUCKING USELESS GAMING MEDIA.
[–] blackguard19 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Haven’t played this game but upvoting your scathing review. Looks like it’s disappointing. I just finished KOTOR for the first time.
[–] Phantom42 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I wish I could go back to being a kid and finishing KOTOR for the first time... Fucking god-tier game.
Now, PLAY KOTOR 2. You'll love it.
[–] blackguard19 ago
I have downloaded it but not started it yet!
[–] midnightblue1335 [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Look at the Steam reviews. I can't believe people accept this level of garbage, and heap praise upon it. That's why I felt the need to go on a rampage and give this game a proper review here. I also put one up on Steam, which is a little more detailed- you can find it rather easily.
You can probably tell I wrote it based on my unique writing style and SEETHING HATRED.
They can't be the same species as me. Nobody can accept this as "good" or worthy of the $60 price tag.
[–] PontarBewsar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fucking great game. Bioware of old were unstoppable. Until Andromeda...