[–] ihatejunkiemail 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
bet they shit in their pants when they got caught
[–] wasupwitdis 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
but they had enough tp to take care of it lol
[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Never get high on your own Two-ply.
[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I picture a fast and furious on the highway kind of heist. I can totally see Vin Diesel tossing a roll to Paul Walker, 'here ya go kid, you earned it'.
[–] shiffscreek 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They steal entire trucks of walnuts, avocados, tomatoes, and now.... TOILET PAPER !!!???
[–] Smells_Like_Tacos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
They will even Harvest your crops on you.
[–] StormRanger 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I just don't understand this toilet paper thing. Must be mass hypnosis. Like the dog and the food bell thing. I know if I thought the zombie apocalypse was upon me I would have at least grabbed some Raman and a couple cans of beans.
[–] Glasswall 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think the toilet paper buyout is a psyop.
Think about it. In a country where the news media has zero credibility on any topic, what could convince a population that a threat is real and not a media hoax or political game?
Empty shelves.
So some intelligence agency or action group pays a bunch of unemployed niggers to do mass buyouts of something.
But what? Canned food? Too expensive. Too heavy.
What can you wipe off the shelves and cause a shortage of with a very moderate budget?
Bread, TP, bulk shit like that.
Buy out a few stores, take some pictures, upload some videos of niggers fighting over TP like its the last bucket of chicken and you can convince an entire country that there is an emergency... and they need TP!
[–] rickki6 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lOl!