[–] illuminalto2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Watch Commander: "We have called in to our amazon hotline and disabled all alexa functions."
Swat team leader: "Stack Up"
[–] Planetoftheclown 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Alexa, we need guns!
I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that.
[–] prairie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Alexa, we need guns."
"Okay, you want me to make a red flag report? I'll do that now."