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[–] prairie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Alexa, we need guns."

"Okay, you want me to make a red flag report? I'll do that now."

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[–] illuminalto2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Watch Commander: "We have called in to our amazon hotline and disabled all alexa functions."

Swat team leader: "Stack Up"

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[–] iyskreem ago 

Alexa, hire a clean-up crew

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[–] Planetoftheclown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Alexa, we need guns!

I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that.

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[–] Lag-wagon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Alexa the power is out... But I need guns.

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[–] Buff_Awesome ago 

Dope as fuck.