[–] o0shad0o 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wasn't "simp" originally slang for just "simpleton"? This redefinition exploded onto the sea of memes.
Edit: According to Wiktionary, this redefinition came from a 2012 book about dating, lol. Must've stayed mostly underground until now. (This also appears to be a recent edit, no idea how valid it is.)
[–] RepostGhostCst2Cst 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Simp has always meant soft beta male to me. I've been saying that since the 90s
[–] Maroonsaint 8 points -3 points 5 points (+5|-8) ago
I’m a girl. I’m sexy as hell. Let me see your dick
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Back in the day there were no niggers either. The only people who could access the internet were afluent college-bound people who spend thousands of dollars on a mediocre computer to get shit done. These days, any fucking retard can go down the corner and get a stupid ass obama phone and log into any free wifi hotspot and use the internet to bitch about racism and other low-end Marxist garbage, the golden age is now over and everything is censored
[–] Rockfish1000 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
[–] sherlock_holmes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Simps In Massive Pathetic Displays
[–] Gargilius 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Which explains why girls on the interwebs (regardless of the forum) will always include a picture of themselves (might require some heavy photoshopping and filtering for some terminally ugly and/or fat cases) because, unlike guys, they can’t compete on merit alone.
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With the hentai advertising one sees sometimes on the web, it's clear there are males who've little experience with women. I suspect many are slovenly adult basement dwellers who consider their upvote to pictures of a girl tantamount to dating her. Some of the Japanese and Korean misfits who stalk, and on occasion attack female pop stars would be such.
[–] siriusisness ago (edited ago)
Yes!.. What's with the fucking narwhals? Is it because they're fat?
[–] GutterTrash ago
To them, narwhals are the rick and morty of ocean life, it is something the sheep arbitrarily like
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[–] 22892156? 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Simp as fuck.
[–] Ocelot 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Nigger as fuck.
[–] onetwolefthook ago
"That is all that matters" to idiots maybe. To let a woman grab your balls and drag you out of your way spells mediocrity to me.