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[–] 22876224? 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Guys, I'm really really nervous about this. Please don't quarantine until my mother-in-law has left.

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[–] 22876744? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Start coughing and say you might have a fever... maybe she will split...

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[–] 22877556? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Put some red food coloring in your eyes. I bet she will definitely leave then.

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[–] 22876289? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

kek

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[–] 22877428? ago 

Kek2

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[–] 22877421? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tell her she was coughing in her sleep and quarantine her in the basement.

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[–] 22881154? ago 

This is your mother-in-law and I'm not leaving my own house you lazy good for nothin' free-loading bum. If your going to use my computer in my basement, use it to find a job, move out and support my daughter...and stop eating all my steak!

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[–] 22875955? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fuck the toilet paper...give me MORE POPCORN!!!! Here we go faggots!!!!!

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[–] 22878422? 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

"Fuck the toilet paper"?

That paper tube in the middle is rough. Rubbed my dick raw.

Bad advice.

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[–] 22879391? ago 

Kek. Feels bad man.

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[–] 22878890? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Quick!!! There's now a run on leaves in the neighborhood, grab your big leaves now before they run out!

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[–] 22876048? 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My fellow Americans...

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[–] 22876790? 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I am declaring a national emergency. The storm isn't here yet. But SOON!TM

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[–] 22876350? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...is the storm finally upon us?

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[–] 22877771? 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

No

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[–] 22878448? 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Nope.

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[–] 22876716? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If so it will be on Twitter.

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[–] 22876256? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It was the first thing Rush said on his program today!

Tribunal time!!!!

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[–] 22878603? ago 

The US has had a "state of emergency" of some sort or another declared pretty much continuously for decades.

It happens all the time, it's mostly a formality that unlocks federal funding and some authority. It is not a general declaration of Martial Law or anything like that.

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[–] 22878703? ago 

True.

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[–] 22876457? ago 

Wait...Rush mentioned tribunals? I was listening and didn't hear that. Yesterday he ended on mentioning that he hopes the media/deepstate get "held accountable" for all this.

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[–] 22878459? ago 

It is obvious you only have a Kindergarten Education level.

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[–] 22878484? 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

SEE a PSYCHIATRIST IMMEDIATELY.

100% guarantee No Storm and No Mass Arrests.

It's to contain the Virus dip shit Q-ultist

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[–] 22878506? [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Hows harvey doing?

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[–] 22878526? 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Yeah you believe in Harvey the Rabbit. lollollol

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[–] 22878823? ago 

Or Jeffy eppy?

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[–] 22877930? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is straight out of “Behold A Pale Horse”. William Cooper has always said if something was going to happen, a national emergency would have to be declared first. It will put the head of FEMA, Peter Gaynor, in the captain’s chair of the country. He’s a climate change denier, which speaks volumes of his character.

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[–] 22876446? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Suddenly I feel like the genius standing, smiling and nodding my head in a conversation spoken in another language. I'm afraid I only understand a fraction of what is to come. Never pretended to understand it all, but it was so far off in the future that I thought I would catch up... someday.

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[–] 22875932? ago 

https://archive.ph/wip/SaXHO :

Breaking911 on Twitter: "BREAKING: President Trump to declare a national emergency over coronavirus to speed up the response to the outbreak; news conference at 3 p.m. ET - Bloomberg"


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