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[–] 22875955? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fuck the toilet paper...give me MORE POPCORN!!!! Here we go faggots!!!!!

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[–] 22878422? 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

"Fuck the toilet paper"?

That paper tube in the middle is rough. Rubbed my dick raw.

Bad advice.

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[–] 22879391? ago 

Kek. Feels bad man.

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[–] 22878890? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Quick!!! There's now a run on leaves in the neighborhood, grab your big leaves now before they run out!

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[–] 22876224? 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Guys, I'm really really nervous about this. Please don't quarantine until my mother-in-law has left.

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[–] 22881154? ago 

This is your mother-in-law and I'm not leaving my own house you lazy good for nothin' free-loading bum. If your going to use my computer in my basement, use it to find a job, move out and support my daughter...and stop eating all my steak!

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[–] 22880026? ago 

Kek

I'm waiting for lockdown, I won't have to see my in-laws for weeks!

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[–] 22879578? ago 

UP vote for that one.

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[–] 22877421? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tell her she was coughing in her sleep and quarantine her in the basement.

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