[–] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I'd heard rumors that blacks are less likely to contract the virus.
[–] RM-Goetbbels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If we could only drop one or two infected hosts onto the continent it would only be a matter of time.
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[–] shitstartercarter 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Whatcha gonna do?, Whatcha gonna do? When the gibs don't come through!
[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cat 5 chimpouts coming to a county hospital near you. As soon as the demand for free healthcare exceeds the supply the natives will voice their concerns in the only way they know how. I'm estimating early to mid-April.
Category 5 (major) Catastrophic damage will occur: A high percentage of framed homes will be destroyed, with total roof failure and wall collapse. Fallen trees and power poles will isolate residential areas. Power outages will last for weeks to possibly months. Most of the area will be uninhabitable for weeks or months.
[–] boxofcrackers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Admit it! All of you were secretly hoping for this the whole time this virus thing is going on! You had the thought! You know you had.
[–] MrBunnyVest 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was hoping, but I didn't keep it secret
[–] Sh-shh-shaaa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just leave the masks next to the condoms on your nightstand and you'll be fine.
[–] Leveraction 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fantastic!!! Population control of the apes!
[–] DavidsHogg 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Glad you asked.
[–] irelandLost ago
Eight kontries
Why do they spell “eight” correctly but not countries? Eight is phonetically all wrong in English and that pidgin is just like when your kid starts learning to read and sounds out the words (manshun for mansion was one I recall of my own), yet they don’t even change eight to ate.
[–] 22861400? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yea its about time. Voodo and raping nigglets wont cure them lol