[–] Leveraction 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fantastic!!! Population control of the apes!
[–] Sh-shh-shaaa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just leave the masks next to the condoms on your nightstand and you'll be fine.
[–] RM-Goetbbels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If we could only drop one or two infected hosts onto the continent it would only be a matter of time.
[–] boxofcrackers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Admit it! All of you were secretly hoping for this the whole time this virus thing is going on! You had the thought! You know you had.
[–] MrBunnyVest 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was hoping, but I didn't keep it secret
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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cat 5 chimpouts coming to a county hospital near you. As soon as the demand for free healthcare exceeds the supply the natives will voice their concerns in the only way they know how. I'm estimating early to mid-April.
Category 5 (major) Catastrophic damage will occur: A high percentage of framed homes will be destroyed, with total roof failure and wall collapse. Fallen trees and power poles will isolate residential areas. Power outages will last for weeks to possibly months. Most of the area will be uninhabitable for weeks or months.
[–] shitstartercarter 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Whatcha gonna do?, Whatcha gonna do? When the gibs don't come through!
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[–] videocodec 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It takes 3-4 weeks to take out the young and Africa has no way to diagnose nor any real hospitals to treat this. Nigeria made one of the drugs used for this chloroquine illegal years ago. Should be a shit show early or mid May.