[–] Sh-shh-shaaa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just leave the masks next to the condoms on your nightstand and you'll be fine.
[–] MemeDropAcct 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
Nigger tries on face mask at pharmacy
Tries on. Returns to shelf.
Nigger Logic
[–] videocodec 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It takes 3-4 weeks to take out the young and Africa has no way to diagnose nor any real hospitals to treat this. Nigeria made one of the drugs used for this chloroquine illegal years ago. Should be a shit show early or mid May.
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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cat 5 chimpouts coming to a county hospital near you. As soon as the demand for free healthcare exceeds the supply the natives will voice their concerns in the only way they know how. I'm estimating early to mid-April.
Category 5 (major) Catastrophic damage will occur: A high percentage of framed homes will be destroyed, with total roof failure and wall collapse. Fallen trees and power poles will isolate residential areas. Power outages will last for weeks to possibly months. Most of the area will be uninhabitable for weeks or months.
[–] shitstartercarter 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Whatcha gonna do?, Whatcha gonna do? When the gibs don't come through!
[–] GothsInksTattoo 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Fingers crossed
[–] outrider787 ago
Virus doesn't like warm and humid weather
[–] NakedWarrior 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Found the person who flunked Biology 101
[–] pushthis ago
what they mean is ppl can walk free