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[–] Gettheclip1 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The chances of that really happening are slim to none.

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[–] facepaint 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Come die a lonely old crazy catlady like me.

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[–] HelpAcct123 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The chances of the single 30 year old poster being slim are none.

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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

when did everyone clap?

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[–] 22856727? [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

When she got le reddit gold

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[–] gosso920 ago 

[Tips fedora]

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[–] Floppyhorsecock 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

They all have the clap

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[–] ootz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

After a crisp 100 dollar bill was placed at her feet

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[–] The_Ghost 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

No 95 year old woman talks like that.

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[–] JohnGaltApproves 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Well, except those with advanced dementia, or ones who were colossal bitches their whole lives to begin with.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ding ding ding

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[–] 22862998? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not even dementia patients speak like this.

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[–] El_Syd 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

pro kid kool aid.

Not in a 95 year olds lexicon.

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[–] mudbear ago 

not unless she was one of the coordinators of jones town

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[–] VoataoV 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably never had kids. She was looking at the end-game of feminism.

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[–] Scooby_Doobie 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

100 percent agree most made up tale I've heard in sometime. Did she then start telling tales of how she survived 4 German "Death Camps"....

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[–] Native 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

3 death camps and 1 death march achtualy

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[–] Drunkenst ago 

propaganda and if not (it is) then a lifetime of nastiness dies hard, but eventually dies

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[–] SubtleDissonance 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hahaha the only UNHAPPY old people I have ever met in my life were childless fucks.

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[–] 22856900? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And then everyone on the bus clapped.

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