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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

when did everyone clap?

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[–] 22856727? [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

When she got le reddit gold

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[–] gosso920 ago 

[Tips fedora]

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[–] Floppyhorsecock 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

They all have the clap

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[–] ootz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

After a crisp 100 dollar bill was placed at her feet

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[–] The_Ghost 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

No 95 year old woman talks like that.

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[–] JohnGaltApproves 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Well, except those with advanced dementia, or ones who were colossal bitches their whole lives to begin with.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ding ding ding

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[–] 22862998? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not even dementia patients speak like this.

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[–] El_Syd 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

pro kid kool aid.

Not in a 95 year olds lexicon.

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[–] mudbear ago 

not unless she was one of the coordinators of jones town

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[–] VoataoV 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably never had kids. She was looking at the end-game of feminism.

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[–] Scooby_Doobie 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

100 percent agree most made up tale I've heard in sometime. Did she then start telling tales of how she survived 4 German "Death Camps"....

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[–] Native 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

3 death camps and 1 death march achtualy

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[–] Gettheclip1 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The chances of that really happening are slim to none.

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[–] facepaint 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Come die a lonely old crazy catlady like me.

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[–] HelpAcct123 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The chances of the single 30 year old poster being slim are none.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

My wife an I never wanted to have children until one day we did, and I can say without the slightest hint of irony that my daughter has changed everything for me and given me the meaning I'd searched for and never found.

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[–] noob_tube ago 

Its human nature to reproduce. Reproduction is a need just as much as sex, food, water, air, warmth, etc.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

It's not in my nature nor in a lot of peoples' nature. Unfortunately people only see the pleasant side to breeding before they take the plunge. The female sees cute little human toys; the male feels pride in being the head of the pride; all advertisements by businesses showing the family are stereotypical - handsome dad, pretty mum, adorable kids. Parents are lulled into thinking that's how it will pan out for them when nothing could be further from the truth - the squalor, drudgery, boredom, stress including financial stress, the arguments ... Parenthood is a great con by females, government and business and men are the suckers.

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[–] SubtleDissonance 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hahaha the only UNHAPPY old people I have ever met in my life were childless fucks.

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[–] gimpyoldman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And that's why she's 95 and in a hospital room alone talking to a stranger.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As angry as this lie of a story makes me, it also leaves a sad, empty feeling within me.

Imagine being 95, and the only people you have around you to pass on your wisdom and life experience are absolute strangers who wouldn't piss on you to put out a fire, unless they were being paid.

Being 95, bed-ridden and dying of old age, surrounded by your children, grandchildren, and perhaps even a few very young great-grandchildren- all of whom adore you and do their best to make your final days comfortable and happy, while expecting nothing in return (besides the love and care you've provided them for your entire life). Sounds much worse than literally begging to offer a strange 30 year old woman (who is being paid to deal with you) your wisdom, doesn't it?

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[–] gimpyoldman ago  (edited ago)

Last year a ladder collapsed on me(68) and fell and fractured my hip.. My worrier wife(71) took me to the ER, got me admitted and scheduled for surgery the next day, then went home and had a heart attack. I was in the hospital for 6 days, my wife was transported to a different hospital 30 miles away and was there for 8 days. One granddaughter came to my room after school (college) everyday, and the other granddaughter did the same for my wife. I don't talk much, but it was nice to have her there.

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