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[–] Logansrun 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This never happened. The older you get the more you value your children.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That is very true but unfortunately your children don't feel the same about you.

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[–] Sweettendiesloving 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that grandmas name? Albert Einstein.

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[–] Moonlightequalibrium 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Today on: that happened"

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[–] Steinmacher 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Definitely a jew

All alone at that age with no one but a stranger to care for her.

Congrats.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What subreddit is that from?

I actually find the "'the youth' (I'm 30)" the most annoying part of that. As if it is so important to (a) demonstrate the OP is an adult and (b) make fun of an older person for think someone several decades younger is in their youth. A 30 y/o is young and that is true even compared to people in their 50s, much less someone in their 90s. I remember how my grandma used to call the other elderly women in her Sunday school class 'girls', because while they were in their 70s, they were also 20 years younger than she was. Fuck I hate reddit.

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[–] 22863018? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's not how a 95 year old talks.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Ya'll musta drank dat "anti-Boomer" Kool-Aid, homeboy! We all talk like this, this is just our lingo. Btw, the pills they gave us at breakfast this morning were fire, I am so fuckin' lit!! Whhoooo!! I just wanna tell all the random nurses all about my destructive life decisions and frame it as wisdom!

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"She then stood up from her coma and clapped for me"

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[–] 22856900? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And then everyone on the bus clapped.

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