[–] Sweettendiesloving 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And that grandmas name? Albert Einstein.
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"She then stood up from her coma and clapped for me"
[–] Steinmacher 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Definitely a jew
All alone at that age with no one but a stranger to care for her.
Congrats.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
My wife an I never wanted to have children until one day we did, and I can say without the slightest hint of irony that my daughter has changed everything for me and given me the meaning I'd searched for and never found.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
It's not in my nature nor in a lot of peoples' nature. Unfortunately people only see the pleasant side to breeding before they take the plunge. The female sees cute little human toys; the male feels pride in being the head of the pride; all advertisements by businesses showing the family are stereotypical - handsome dad, pretty mum, adorable kids. Parents are lulled into thinking that's how it will pan out for them when nothing could be further from the truth - the squalor, drudgery, boredom, stress including financial stress, the arguments ... Parenthood is a great con by females, government and business and men are the suckers.
[–] anoncastillo ago
Shoulda let this lady take care of her when she was a kid. https://voat.co/v/news/3700701
[–] frankenmine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's not how a 95 year old talks.
[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Ya'll musta drank dat "anti-Boomer" Kool-Aid, homeboy! We all talk like this, this is just our lingo. Btw, the pills they gave us at breakfast this morning were fire, I am so fuckin' lit!! Whhoooo!! I just wanna tell all the random nurses all about my destructive life decisions and frame it as wisdom!