[–] anoncastillo ago
Shoulda let this lady take care of her when she was a kid. https://voat.co/v/news/3700701
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What subreddit is that from?
I actually find the "'the youth' (I'm 30)" the most annoying part of that. As if it is so important to (a) demonstrate the OP is an adult and (b) make fun of an older person for think someone several decades younger is in their youth. A 30 y/o is young and that is true even compared to people in their 50s, much less someone in their 90s. I remember how my grandma used to call the other elderly women in her Sunday school class 'girls', because while they were in their 70s, they were also 20 years younger than she was. Fuck I hate reddit.
[–] frankenmine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's not how a 95 year old talks.
[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? Ya'll musta drank dat "anti-Boomer" Kool-Aid, homeboy! We all talk like this, this is just our lingo. Btw, the pills they gave us at breakfast this morning were fire, I am so fuckin' lit!! Whhoooo!! I just wanna tell all the random nurses all about my destructive life decisions and frame it as wisdom!
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"She then stood up from her coma and clapped for me"
[–] TheNerdyCowboy ago
Roasties do not look younger and happier. Last fall I met a 20 year old gilr who looked 35