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[–] i_hate_sodomites ago 

There are only three outcomes to corona, given that there is no vaccine, treatment, or cure:

1) either you don't get it (a tiny minority, given that it has up to a 23-day incubation period - practically unprecedented in any flu, anywhere, ever);

2) you get it and live (not bad odds, even at the Iranian reports of 18% dead - that's still an 82% chance at living, even higher if you're under 60 and have no pre-existing health conditions);

3) you get it and die. There's no treatment, no cure, and no vaccine - so sucks to be you. But we all know this was going to happen sooner or later, so stop being such a whiny little fucking pussy about it. Life sucks, then you die - and life most certainly isn't fair. If you haven't learned that by now then you fucking DESERVE to die. So fucking get over it, already.

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[–] bdmthrfkr [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] i_hate_sodomites ago 

Who gives a shit? Either you're a whiny fucking pussy hiding in your momma's basement or you're not. Pick one, asshole.

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[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This thread has the most-levelheaded discussion of the Kung Flu that I've yet seen on Voat.

Good job, y'all.

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[–] slowcrash101 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds retarded enough.

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[–] armday2day 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

The N95 masks don't block viruses. They aren't designed for that. The reason a shortage is bad is because there are legitimate reasons to use those masks. What about the other masks? I don't know

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[–] Stinkybeans 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I need those masks for work, and am basically fucked and have to super ration the ones I do have.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's to stop aerosol droplets, numbnuts.

The virus gets airborne via floating droplets, not via it's own little rocket engines. The masks stop the moisture the virus rides.

Yes, there are Spore theories floating around. But nothing solid yet. You can be sure of coughs spraying that shit into the air though. Mask up for the latter. If the former happens, then we're likely dead because fungus gets everywhere and is near unkillable.

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[–] bdmthrfkr [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Spore transmission theory is bullshit (as CDC anon said) but this virus does act similarly in the sense that it can act like a normal virus (and infect cells) but can also infect other bacteria (like a phage or spore).

Very nasty stuff.

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[–] Xax 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

And we know those masks don’t work because of the reliable social engineering—uh, I mean—news we’re getting?

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[–] 22835420? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Knowing what "N95" means would tell you they don't work for that. They're for particulate matter, like glass, wood dust, smoke/ash, etc.

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[–] armday2day 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I know what I know because I sell these masks and I had to learn about them years ago.

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[–] SocksOnCats 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

This is fucking brilliant. Thank you for posting.

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[–] RockmanRaiden ago 

Hope for the best prepare for the worst and read your bible.

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[–] Maroonsaint ago 

I don’t even think I own a bibel

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[–] ant_earth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

you should be stocked up for the end times regardless.

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why would you stock up for the End Times? Everything will end anyway.

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[–] Gorillion 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Treat it as a video game mission. The virus may or may not be real/false flag/psyop/agenda-pushing-911-style-stunt but the Chink diaspora is fueling real panic buying in Western nations in order to profiteer off their own expat communities and back-homers.

So, get yourself stocked up to a level you feel comfortable. But don't join the mob panic. Don't fuel the idiocy. Be clever. Avoid the scum. Avoid becoming the scum.

Achievement unlocked: "Patriotic Prepper"

And if for extra points, if you see a Chinkshit loading up a car with toilet paper just walk right the fuck up and take a pack off their cart. If they make a fuss, cough aggressively at them.

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[–] Splooge ago  (edited ago)

just walk right the fuck up and take a pack off their cart

You had me until you suggested I behave like a nigger. No thanks, that's not a great way to "avoid becoming the scum."

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[–] norse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"cough aggressively at them" - my fucking sides...

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[–] McHammered111 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Being "prepped" is something you should do regardless of the situation. Natrual disasters happen, race riots happen, war happens. So, should anyone be prepping for Cornavirus? The answer is not in particular, but you should be prepped in general.

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[–] slowcrash101 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Nothing, if it's going to spread 1 it's not that bad, 2 you can't hide anyway so just get it over with.

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[–] MemeDropAcct 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Peeeeeesh.

Pah.

Peeeesh.

Pah.

https://files.catbox.moe/8fksfi.jpg

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[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Based and onomatopoeiapilled.

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[–] MemeDropAcct 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hold it! Stop it! No! No! No! No!

Bang! went the pistol.

Crash! went the window.

Ouch! went the son of a gun.

Onomatopoeia

I don't wanna see ya

Speaking in a foreign tongue.

Not sure if you know of this song, fairly obscure. John Prine fan from way back so I thought of this immediately when you exercised your larger than average vocabulary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Unua9Y-a0

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/johnprine/onomatopoeia.html

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[–] chintappingretard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"The Racist in the plastic Bubble" !!!

Hah!

Wuhan virus! so racist to use those words now

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[–] Synxsynxsynx 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This is incredibly accurate.