[–] binrobinro 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now they'll have to hire someone wearing latex gloves to touch it for you.
[–] Fried-Laptop 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
ill take a mcdoo-doo..w/ bacon, a chef-salmonela.. ranch dressing, plz, 6pc coronamc-nuggets also w/ ranch, & medium diet e.coli..
$20 Fucking DOLLARS?!?!?!?
[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's like $30 the last time I broke down and ate that shit.
[–] Fried-Laptop ago (edited ago)
well, its been a while since i had any fast food. about as long as i gave up tv.. like 2015-ish
[–] bloodguard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You can get a bulk pack of 24 touch screen styluses for ~$5. I think I might immerse a bunch in a snapple bottle of alcohol and keep the bottle in my trunk. Fish out a stylus, order or use the ATM, put stylus back in its virus and bacteria murdering snapple bottle.
Don't eat much fast food these days, though. When I do it's mostly a Five Guys burger.
[–] Justice_Will_Prevail ago (edited ago)
You might be okay. I think they pay their employees better.
Good idea about the bulk pack of styluses.
[–] redmanjbj 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I saw a documentary once... and basically anything that people touch with their hand AND anything within 100 feet of a bathroom will test positive for fecal matter and the bacteria found in fecal matter. So always carry some hand sanitizer with you and pour it on often.
[–] observation1 ago (edited ago)
Smelling a fart, literally means fecal matter is in your nose
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
and basically anything that people touch with their hand AND anything within 100 feet of a bathroom will test positive for fecal matter and the bacteria found in fecal matter
Not to mention that the article was identifying genuses of bacteria, not species. Staphylococci do live in your gut/rectum. They also live on your skin, lungs, eyes and just about everywhere else. The existence of some staphylococci bacteria doesn't automatically indicate danger.
[–] RedditSureDoesSuck 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Get fresher shit, OP.