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[–] Vrblpollushin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Chabot sabbath. Cant work..lol.

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[–] 22714017? 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Lol I was fooled.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This one's pretty good.

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[–] 22714578? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wish I thought of it...

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Leap Day

I’ll take a guess that it was the official reconnoiter day to generate another full election year’s worth of blasphemes and outrageous modes of degeneracy

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We were all at @friendshipistragic 's bar mitzvah. The strippers there were totally banging.

Oh, wait, those were the muslims and I guess "explodes" would be the correct term.

My bad.

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[–] MadJackChurchill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Midget Muslim strippers in a parade led by a swancar, if I recall correctly

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

@TheBuddha and his fucking parades.

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[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oy vey, did I memorize all those torah verses for this?!

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[–] totes_magotes ago 

Well, that and the shekels.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah, i noticed.

its awfully quiet.

i have some awful wine. i poured sprite into it to make it better, but now its even more awful. wtf.

well i made my bed, guess ill just have to drink it.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Be sure to take note of the username. New copycat.

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[–] Terrant 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Which one? I've been making a list.

Edit: Nevermind. That one was a good one.

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ve got some room temp 1738 Remy in a short glass — it’s just...alright, but I’ll raise one to your Spritewine

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fuckit, im going out looking for vodka

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

i made it through the glass. now i can just deal with just the wine

NOTING in this world beats redbull vodka. nothing. big mistake running out of my supply.

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[–] Deshy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dont drink awful wine in bed, bad move...

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

haha, i don't mean literally i kno

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oy vay! Did you balance the tax accounts?

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[–] Deshy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

@clamhurt_legbeard your fan club is asking too many questions, we all know what happened to the last guy that did that... hmmm...

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol

i kinda like this one tho his style is pretty off

will he continue honing his methods of copying me or simply keep on in mediocrity

only time will tell

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[–] Deshy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He has some big boots to fill, we will certainly see, hehe...

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[–] NotHereForPizza ago 

He said, despite being one of their friends

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