[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This one's pretty good.
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We were all at @friendshipistragic 's bar mitzvah. The strippers there were totally banging.
Oh, wait, those were the muslims and I guess "explodes" would be the correct term.
My bad.
[–] MadJackChurchill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Midget Muslim strippers in a parade led by a swancar, if I recall correctly
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@TheBuddha and his fucking parades.
[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oy vey, did I memorize all those torah verses for this?!
[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yeah, i noticed.
its awfully quiet.
i have some awful wine. i poured sprite into it to make it better, but now its even more awful. wtf.
well i made my bed, guess ill just have to drink it.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Be sure to take note of the username. New copycat.
[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fuckit, im going out looking for vodka
[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
i made it through the glass. now i can just deal with just the wine
NOTING in this world beats redbull vodka. nothing. big mistake running out of my supply.
[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha, i don't mean literally i kno
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oy vay! Did you balance the tax accounts?
[–] Deshy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@clamhurt_legbeard your fan club is asking too many questions, we all know what happened to the last guy that did that... hmmm...
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol
i kinda like this one tho his style is pretty off
will he continue honing his methods of copying me or simply keep on in mediocrity
only time will tell
[–] Vrblpollushin 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Chabot sabbath. Cant work..lol.