The best I know of is in old Greek. I want to say it starts with a G. Can't remember off the top of my head.
My gut says the best versions and books that aren't in KJV with the most important messages were cut out and burnt. You can still find some apocrapha and gnostic texts that were arbitrarily thrown out.
It makes no sense, this word of God is good and just ignore the rest.
I do remember that Satan called himself God to trick us. The enemy exploits that fact to give us bad advice, like surrender to satanists and never stand up for yourself or fight back.