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[–] tripfagssuck 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

The bride's maid on the left draws more attention than the damn bride. I'm honestly surprised the fat didn't photoshop her out of any wedding pictures.

What do you bet the piece of cake they sent home with the bride/groom was eaten in the car?

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Yeah, form-fitting long-sleeve dresses with a cute muff and/or half cape would have been cuter than those cheap, not even in the color scheme horse blankets

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[–] jiggaboojammin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Can't have the attractive people upstaging the ham.

At least this is just a fat friend to a group of humans who is getting married rather than a ham who fills the sty with pigs to 'celebrate fatness' and HAES bullshit.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Bride: tumblr smirk

Groom: neckbeard smirk

Neither one of them looks to be particularly happy about this union.

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[–] StElsewherever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bride: Honor My Curves

Groom: Daddy Bear grimace

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[–] 13445123751 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bride is thinking: "no matter how much he tells me the contrary, he's never going to find me attractive and I'm sure I'll catch him jerking off to thin girls".

Groom is thinking: "She is the best I can do and that makes me feel like shit... can't believe I couldn't even find a jacket that fit me... I wonder how much Pornhub premium is..."

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[–] NoSJW 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

OH, god. I got a terrible image of the wedding night, with those two butterbarges huffing and panting and sweating while trying to couple with those massive bellies getting in the way. The bride's Sumo wrestler arms are nightmare material.

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thanks a bunch for planting that image in my mind just before bedtime...

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's actually easy. First the female positions itself dog fashioned with it's rear presented and cheeks spread. That exposes mass quantities of fecal mater it was unable to clean. The intense sharp odor entices the male fat. He raises and lowers its fupa onto the females back and at that point he barfs all over her back which gets the female ready. The male inserts its inch and 30 seconds later they both collapse the bed.

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[–] NoSJW ago 

Thanks for providing those ghastly details and making my already nightmarish image a million times worse. 🀒

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That cake is definitely not big enough for both of them. I wonder if the divorce talk started as soon as they had to negotiate who got it.

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[–] jiggaboojammin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's a normal size wedding cake that looks like a toy compared to them.

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[–] performance 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm trying to wrap my head around having arms half as wide as your entire chest and shoulders. Fats are repulsive by every measure, including their "stellar" self-despising personalities.

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[–] Lavender7 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

how do they fuck?

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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I prefer the joyous events, like their funerals. β€œLower it in by crane, that piano box may fit vertically!”

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[–] SomeHelp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Optimistic by you to assume they would fit into a grave vertically without the fupa getting in the way.

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