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[–] Titanbikes4ever 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago
Yeah, form-fitting long-sleeve dresses with a cute muff and/or half cape would have been cuter than those cheap, not even in the color scheme horse blankets
[–] jiggaboojammin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Can't have the attractive people upstaging the ham.
At least this is just a fat friend to a group of humans who is getting married rather than a ham who fills the sty with pigs to 'celebrate fatness' and HAES bullshit.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Bride: tumblr smirk
Groom: neckbeard smirk
Neither one of them looks to be particularly happy about this union.
[–] StElsewherever 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Bride: Honor My Curves
Groom: Daddy Bear grimace
[–] 13445123751 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bride is thinking: "no matter how much he tells me the contrary, he's never going to find me attractive and I'm sure I'll catch him jerking off to thin girls".
Groom is thinking: "She is the best I can do and that makes me feel like shit... can't believe I couldn't even find a jacket that fit me... I wonder how much Pornhub premium is..."
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thanks a bunch for planting that image in my mind just before bedtime...
[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's actually easy. First the female positions itself dog fashioned with it's rear presented and cheeks spread. That exposes mass quantities of fecal mater it was unable to clean. The intense sharp odor entices the male fat. He raises and lowers its fupa onto the females back and at that point he barfs all over her back which gets the female ready. The male inserts its inch and 30 seconds later they both collapse the bed.
[–] jiggaboojammin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's a normal size wedding cake that looks like a toy compared to them.
[–] performance 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm trying to wrap my head around having arms half as wide as your entire chest and shoulders. Fats are repulsive by every measure, including their "stellar" self-despising personalities.
[–] mayomonster29 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I prefer the joyous events, like their funerals. βLower it in by crane, that piano box may fit vertically!β
[–] tripfagssuck 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
The bride's maid on the left draws more attention than the damn bride. I'm honestly surprised the fat didn't photoshop her out of any wedding pictures.
What do you bet the piece of cake they sent home with the bride/groom was eaten in the car?