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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

Again fats LARP-ing things normal humans do.

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[–] Thinneriswinner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy fucking shit look at how tiny a three tiered wedding cake compares to its arm

Lmao

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[–] 13445123751 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The worst thing about that is that you know it's not going to get any better now that they both have no reason to try and lose weight to attract a human mate. The other worst thing is that you just know when these things breed, it's just going to contribute to the childhood obesity problem.

CPS should have to authority to do bi-monthly weigh-ins for children of obese people and take them away if the children are found to be above the normal weight for their age twice in a row (so basically, the parents would have roughly 6 months to fix the problem which I think it's more than fair)

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[–] freakspeely 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

These pictures all say 'r/survivinginfidelity here we come!'

Guaranteed one of them will flirt and/or cheat with the first non-whale sized person that shows them a modicum of attention or politeness.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Right? I mean it's supposed to be the day you, as a bride, look your best; fit, young, before the babies. Why are they even bothering? They, most likely, won't even be able to have kids and will die soon.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She might be wondering why the fuck anyone would marry her. Welcome to the fantabulous world of control-freak feeder fetishism, tubby.

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[–] Lavender7 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

how do they fuck?

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[–] mayomonster29 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I prefer the joyous events, like their funerals. “Lower it in by crane, that piano box may fit vertically!”

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[–] SomeHelp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Optimistic by you to assume they would fit into a grave vertically without the fupa getting in the way.

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