[–] Titanbikes4ever 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Right? I mean it's supposed to be the day you, as a bride, look your best; fit, young, before the babies. Why are they even bothering? They, most likely, won't even be able to have kids and will die soon.
[–] Intrixina 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The bride looks pissy to be in those group photos, likely because she's being upstaged by those who are thinner than her.
Isn't this supposed to be a day when you're overjoyed, because you're celebrating being bonded to the person you love to the exclusion of all others? Instead, she looks like she's about to scream abuse at someone.
[–] freakspeely 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
These pictures all say 'r/survivinginfidelity here we come!'
Guaranteed one of them will flirt and/or cheat with the first non-whale sized person that shows them a modicum of attention or politeness.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
She might be wondering why the fuck anyone would marry her. Welcome to the fantabulous world of control-freak feeder fetishism, tubby.
[–] 13445123751 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The worst thing about that is that you know it's not going to get any better now that they both have no reason to try and lose weight to attract a human mate. The other worst thing is that you just know when these things breed, it's just going to contribute to the childhood obesity problem.
CPS should have to authority to do bi-monthly weigh-ins for children of obese people and take them away if the children are found to be above the normal weight for their age twice in a row (so basically, the parents would have roughly 6 months to fix the problem which I think it's more than fair)
[–] Thinneriswinner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy fucking shit look at how tiny a three tiered wedding cake compares to its arm
Lmao
[–] tyche 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fat brides are mortifying.
[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You know there's a picture somewhere of her hoof with backwards knuckles showing off the ring.