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[–] MrPim 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Come on, anon

Now my brain is trying to generate lyrics for Come on, Anon. Sung to the tune of Come on, Eileen

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[–] IsaacJan 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

AND WHOMEVER USES THIS POWER CAN GO TO NEITHER HEAVEN NOR HELL

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Death Wank Note

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have just put some thought into this, trying to devise a workable fantasy for Ruth - and I just don't see any feasible way it can be done.

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[–] blackzetsu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll try to think of something, I'll keep u posted if any luck

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[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just imagine ol Ruth baby, still in her robe, with pelosi's big knockers wrapped around her head!

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Throw OCS in there to flavor the scenario and get the trifecta!

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[–] deployable 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you can 'magine a way to get fapable for fourway with RGB, Hill, &Soros, hold on. I've got some battery acid and a hypo kit for ya instead . You're welcome.

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[–] blackzetsu 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I guess you could call it a danger wank. Or Death Wank if your a death note fan

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[–] allupinyogutts 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Deathnut

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There it is.

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[–] blackzetsu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha damn u got it

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking golden.

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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Autistic humour. Sometimes it hits right on the mark.

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[–] chintappingretard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But its possibly TRUE

I too have jack off magic powers.

I got to meet and even become PLATONIC casual social acquaintances with three unrelated MAXIM MAGAZINE "hot 100" celebrity women (all three in top 12) that I masturbated to for years. Three I ate meals with, visited homes, shopped with, etc. I never told the three that they were my favorite jerk off photos from long before I met them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)

https://www.maxim.com/women/every-hot-100-winner-2018-6

https://www.maxim.com/women/2019-maxim-hot-100-2019-6

How did I meet them and become pals [[PLATONIC ONLY!!]] ? Convoluted pathway of friends of friends. I also dined alone with Playboy bunnies once for cheap lunch (forced into situation), and twice met Playboy bunnies in airports that my buddy pointed out to me, then I asked, and both times they agreed my buddy was right. (I guess he only jacks off to playboy, not hollywood celebrities).

SERENDIPITY!

"The Law of Serendipity. The Seventeenth Law of the Universe is The Law of Serendipity which states that the Universe bends in our direction by providing us with seemingly accidental and unexpected fortuitous circumstances"

Weird! The Universe seemingly cares about my cock a lot.

[That is the only factual bio information about me ever posted by me on voat, and its 100% true]

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[–] 22600697? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Initiates in many magickal disciplines are often taught to masturbate while visualizing their desired outcomes, or while focusing on sigils (any imagery could be considered a sigil under a broad enough interpretation).

Of course, this is only an initiation. The purpose of the exercise is to teach the Initiate to sense the altered state of consciousness associated with manifestation. It isn't the masturbation that achieves the goal, it is the heightened perception associated with a high degree of arousal that achieves the outcome of shaping a spell.

Of course, sex with a partner achieves a yet more desireable state of consciousness, and the good Sir Aleister Crowley investigated this at length, concluding that while a submissive female recipient bore a powerful energy towards the working of majiiq, replacing the female with a submissive male was yet more potent. Before someone brings up Cake of Light, I'm pretty sure that's (((disinfo))). Anyway, all of this is irrelevant to an Adept, who is One capable of inducing these altered states of consciousness at Will, without the need for the physical act of intercourse or self-gratification to influence his being. He simply Wills it so.

TL;DR: I don't believe you. I know you speak the Truth.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jacking off to Hillary Clinton is nigh impossible but Soros??? How do you get in the mood for that crusty ass?

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago 

You have to be a special breed of autist. Not just any autist can pull that off.

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[–] Plant_Boy ago 

Pretty sure there have been some leftists with HRC fantasies... and while she was younger than 40.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those plump, inviting eyebags. He has a whore's eyebags. Teasing...challenging...

With RBG it's the cracking noise her bones would make. And the cloud of dust she'd burst into when you climax. Like running a throbbing stake through a classic movie vampire. The sound of pipe organs filling the air, fan-faring the explosive victory of your own pipe organ.

Hilary would be a simple choking fantasy. I'm practically building a gallows in my pants just riffing about it.

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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

think of old glory

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[–] TabascoTabasco ago 

:-)

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[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

only way i could jerk off to george soros and hillary clinton is if dick cheny was thrown in and they were all hung from an old western style gallows... that i could probably reach ecstacy with out even touching my self.

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[–] con77 ago 

this is my OOOOH face

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