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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Autistic humour. Sometimes it hits right on the mark.

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[–] chintappingretard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But its possibly TRUE

I too have jack off magic powers.

I got to meet and even become PLATONIC casual social acquaintances with three unrelated MAXIM MAGAZINE "hot 100" celebrity women (all three in top 12) that I masturbated to for years. Three I ate meals with, visited homes, shopped with, etc. I never told the three that they were my favorite jerk off photos from long before I met them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)

https://www.maxim.com/women/every-hot-100-winner-2018-6

https://www.maxim.com/women/2019-maxim-hot-100-2019-6

How did I meet them and become pals [[PLATONIC ONLY!!]] ? Convoluted pathway of friends of friends. I also dined alone with Playboy bunnies once for cheap lunch (forced into situation), and twice met Playboy bunnies in airports that my buddy pointed out to me, then I asked, and both times they agreed my buddy was right. (I guess he only jacks off to playboy, not hollywood celebrities).

SERENDIPITY!

"The Law of Serendipity. The Seventeenth Law of the Universe is The Law of Serendipity which states that the Universe bends in our direction by providing us with seemingly accidental and unexpected fortuitous circumstances"

Weird! The Universe seemingly cares about my cock a lot.

[That is the only factual bio information about me ever posted by me on voat, and its 100% true]

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[–] 22600697? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Initiates in many magickal disciplines are often taught to masturbate while visualizing their desired outcomes, or while focusing on sigils (any imagery could be considered a sigil under a broad enough interpretation).

Of course, this is only an initiation. The purpose of the exercise is to teach the Initiate to sense the altered state of consciousness associated with manifestation. It isn't the masturbation that achieves the goal, it is the heightened perception associated with a high degree of arousal that achieves the outcome of shaping a spell.

Of course, sex with a partner achieves a yet more desireable state of consciousness, and the good Sir Aleister Crowley investigated this at length, concluding that while a submissive female recipient bore a powerful energy towards the working of majiiq, replacing the female with a submissive male was yet more potent. Before someone brings up Cake of Light, I'm pretty sure that's (((disinfo))). Anyway, all of this is irrelevant to an Adept, who is One capable of inducing these altered states of consciousness at Will, without the need for the physical act of intercourse or self-gratification to influence his being. He simply Wills it so.

TL;DR: I don't believe you. I know you speak the Truth.

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[–] blackzetsu 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I guess you could call it a danger wank. Or Death Wank if your a death note fan

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[–] allupinyogutts 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Deathnut

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There it is.

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[–] blackzetsu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha damn u got it

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking golden.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Come on, anon

Now my brain is trying to generate lyrics for Come on, Anon. Sung to the tune of Come on, Eileen

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[–] IsaacJan 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

AND WHOMEVER USES THIS POWER CAN GO TO NEITHER HEAVEN NOR HELL

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Death Wank Note

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[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

only way i could jerk off to george soros and hillary clinton is if dick cheny was thrown in and they were all hung from an old western style gallows... that i could probably reach ecstacy with out even touching my self.

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[–] con77 ago 

this is my OOOOH face

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jacking off to Hillary Clinton is nigh impossible but Soros??? How do you get in the mood for that crusty ass?

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those plump, inviting eyebags. He has a whore's eyebags. Teasing...challenging...

With RBG it's the cracking noise her bones would make. And the cloud of dust she'd burst into when you climax. Like running a throbbing stake through a classic movie vampire. The sound of pipe organs filling the air, fan-faring the explosive victory of your own pipe organ.

Hilary would be a simple choking fantasy. I'm practically building a gallows in my pants just riffing about it.

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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

think of old glory

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago 

You have to be a special breed of autist. Not just any autist can pull that off.

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[–] Plant_Boy ago 

Pretty sure there have been some leftists with HRC fantasies... and while she was younger than 40.

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[–] Anonz55z 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Amazing.

The amount of deep state, Q hating, Trump hating shills in Qboards and everywhere is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

There's such a desperation to discredit ANY SMALLEST PIECE OF TRUTH! NO MATTER HOW SMALL, EVEN A CRUMB OF TRUTH IS LIKE SUNLIGHT TO A VAMPIRE TO THEM!

THEY ATTACK 200% OF ALL TRUTH ACROSS ALL TOPICS, NO EXCEPTIONS.

These shills are spreading concern shilling, depression shilling, defeatism shilling, and just over all bad vibes because they think that if they make us get sad that we'll all give up and go home and the great awakening will just get up and walk away FUCKING LOL

Attention shills. All true Q followers are voting for Trump in 2020. You didn't change one single vote. You're ALL useless. Tell your handlers you failed, no holiday bonus for you!

YOU SHILLS WILL NOT DIVIDE US!

I am a Conservative supporter of Trump and Trump is going to win in 2020 and all of you treasonous shills and deep state blood drinking pedophiles are going to go to jail for LIFE, Prepare to cope.

UNITED WE STAND

INDIVISIBLE

UNDER GOD

TOGETHER, WE ARE AMERICA.

TOGETHER, WE ARE Q.

UNITED UNDER GOD WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING!

THE GREAT AWAKENING IS COMING!

FREEDOM! AMERICA! Q! TRUMP! PUMPKIN PIE! PUPPIES! GUNS! GOOD COPS! THE MARINES! THE MILITARY! FUCKING EVERYONE!

FUCK YEA!

AMERICA! FUCK YEA!

AND KNOW

THE BEST

IS YET

TO COME

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e4c189f36bb1-the-best-is-yet-to-come.php

GOD ALWAYS WINS!

TRUMP 2020!

https://invidio.us/watch?v=QDVQe5iRiPw

Shills are abusing Voats voting system! Nothing stops them from downvoating you to hell and when you run out of points, you get limited. Can't make posts, threads, or even voat others!

I have determined using FACTS, that this voting system is not viable or sustainable because there are NO CHECKS AND BALANCES! There is no way to protect yourself against corrupt elements downvoating you to hell regardless of the quality of your post, but simply because they just don't like you! There is nothing that can be done to stop this, and horrible shills and trolls run free literally disabling peoples accounts by removing all their points with a single click!

I swear to God these voting systems are cancer. This is why people use chans to post because you don't actually get censored for exercising your free speech. Post funny videos in a funny board and a bunch of arsebliterated lemon sucking monsters downvoat me to hell, which then lowers my points to absolute hell, and now I can't voat anyone else. So let me get this straight, someone, anyone at all can downvoat me to hell, even for completely dishonest reasons, and just because of that they can take my voice away? This is some real communist bullshit!

This website is destined to fail because it puts unlimited power into anyones hands, but especially those who are the most willing to abuse it. There is no way to defend yourself against floods of rage mobs of shills with an agenda, all working together to cause harm to censor accounts that don't align with their political agenda. If you support Trump, Q, America, you're a target to them. It's absolutely disgusting how this is simply allowed to happen. How can a site grow and even maintain a level of posters if everyone is driven away by a mafia of downvoat mob shills faster than they can join?

WE MUST DO SOMETHING! CONTACT THE OWNERS OF VOAT! WE MUST NO LONGER BE LIMITED BY OTHERS APPROVAL OF OUR OPINIONS, OR FREE SPEECH MEANS NOTHING ON VOAT!

Shills say to Maybe tone it down a little bit first?

No. I unapologetically announce and state as a fact that the Truth must never be toned down, and it must be shouted at the tops of the highest mountains so all can hear.

Some have suggested I use bots to save myself, but I don't think it's right to use bots or other dishonest methods to prop myself up. Then I would be just as dishonest as the people who are trying to hurt me and censor me and destroy freedom of speech. I feel that this is now the sword I must metaphorically die upon if there is to be a change, a true revolution on voat. I will be spreading this message far and wide until change happens, or until my account is destroyed for simply telling the truth way too much. God Speed.

"boo hoo keep crying!"- shills

Was that supposed to be some kind of defense mechanism designed to make me look bad somehow? Because it doesn't. You know what would? An intelligent response addressing the factual content of my post. But that isn't possible, because everything I said is true and you know it.

But you don't like hearing it, so you react by name calling or using semantic stop-sign themed buzzwords in an attempt to pathetically censor any logical debate or discussion or response that could have possibly come out from all of this, because

''it is logic itself, that is feared by the illogical''.

''It is truth itself, that is feared by those who are untrue''

"But I don't like what you said! Argghh!!!!"- someone

Again, I don't give a damn what anyone thinks, and neither should you. That's what freedom of speech is all about. ALL of us having the freedom to think and feel and say whatever we want, whenever we want!

A bunch of Deep State Red Pills!

and a HUGE ANTI SHILL GUIDE, as a HUGE FUCK YOU TO THE SHILLS WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR "DOWNVOAT BOMBING" CONSERVATIVE ACCOUNTS!

https://archive.fo/mUy8K

https://archive.is/waMfX/135dfbb5581554ab5069fdaf70afbcd0d386b0b0.png

https://archive.is/6xrQB/88d453529d2afddb984fc0e30d1090a6a99f6ce2.png

https://archive.is/SF7De/4060980cf157e7a266f8a5b712bb221ee9e3e615.png

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[–] allahead 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No mortal possesses the will to drop a load on RBG imagery.

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