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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

It's funny how both the bride and the groom cheated on each other with me. Am I invited to the wedding night?

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[–] stevefrombrussels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'

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[–] puppy528 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I really don't see why you guys are still doing this after going through with the abortion.

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[–] intiraymi 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Then the room stays silent for about 3 very long minutes..

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[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.

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[–] Doucet_ 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I ..had ...dibs...

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[–] atthebottom77 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's hard to believe this magic happened by meeting at a bukakke party

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[–] mudcatca 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You all know Bob used to be Brenda, right?

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[–] Link1299 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Then everyone clapped

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[–] CHAIRMAN__PAO 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Something something Albert Einstein

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[–] Angry_fapkin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The baby is mine.

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