[–] Lagmonster 3 points 2 points 5 points (+5|-3) ago
Congratulation on your wedding and have a happy honeymoon! And dude, you better wear a condom.
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[–] beijingsteamer 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Your husband is truly wonderful in bed...or in the coat check closet at a reception.
[–] TexasComments 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I hope you both have a wonderful life and that Jim you never find out about the Jamaican stripper your new wife and her friends choked on last night.
[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.
[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
It's funny how both the bride and the groom cheated on each other with me. Am I invited to the wedding night?
[–] stevefrombrussels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'